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April 8, 2007
Happy Easter Bunny Day!
I had an egg! But I didn't get no chocolate bunny!
See, that is what I mean when I says David is so selfish! Like we could go broke if I had one little bitty tiny chocolate bunny!
I sure notice that we has PLENTY of his foods around! Plenty!
And he hardly ever shares.
He says, “Chocolate is not good for dogs, Shelby.” Hah! That is just his terrible weak excuse to save him moneys so he can take the bus to work!
I is suffering so much.
I has ANOTHER job now. You know I is a great alarm clock dog. That is much better than being a watch dog. I has to wake this ladie up and for doing that I gets a NICKEL! Every week!
You is probably impressed and very jealous. I understands that.
I has been calling helicopter stores but none of them understands doggish! How stupid is they!
So I emails them. “How many nickels am you bestest helicopter?” But none of them has writ me back. When they do they is going to be surprised when I walks in and buys it with CASH NICKELS! Then I can flys all over the place and bites bad people on they butts and say hello to all my friends.
Won't that be something when you looks up and you sees me flying in with my big helicopter! I is getting a black one so it matches me! I is very fashion conscious. You has to be when you is so beautiful.
Noelle has moved out. She has a forever home now.
This is a good thing. I taught her the best I could.
It were very difficult. She had a lot of cat in her.
I is proud of all the students I has sent out into they forever homes. But you know what? They never sends me stuff! I never opens the mail and gets a nice chocolate bunny as a surprise.
You is probably thinking that am a picture of Noelle there.
Surprise! It isn't!
That is Janinie or J-Dog or Jade.
She is not so smart and doesn't know her name good.
She says she is very smart! She says she is a mom dog!!
Now we all know that mom dogs is the smartest and most beautifulist and bestest dogs in the world! After me of course.
Does that look like a smartest, beautifulist bestest dog to you?
She is another dog that David expects me to teach and to find a forever home for!
I will do it because I is Shelby.
She has only been in my house a few days. I shared my egg with her!
I is just so good even when nobody gives me a chocolate bunny for a reward! I is just like that.
I will decide later if this Janinie, J-Dog, Jade am smart enough to talks to you.
She is sure a big old know it all let me tell you!
So I will just say HAPPY EASTER BUNNY DAY TO YOU! And Happy Passover too.
If when you is all tired and filled with good foods if you had an extra chocolate bunny you just doesn't know what to do with they is a very good and very hungry dog you might wants to give it too. She is very very beautiful too and would even be your friend for a chocolate bunny. Really I would!
Posted by Shelby at April 8, 2007 2:09 PM
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Geez Shel,
Mom won't let us have chocolate bunnies either!
(Don't tell, but) after Easter we are going to use a nickel and go and get us a nickel bunny!
People are so mean to a good dogs!
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at April 8, 2007 2:22 PM
Dear Shelby,
I didn't get any chocolate bunny today either! My mom says it's very bad for a dog's tummy, so David wasn't being cheap after all. I do have bunnies that run in my yard, but I chase them out. It's MY yard. I don't think the bunnies in my yard are made of chocolate.
There are helicopters that fly around here, and when I see one I wonder if it's you coming to visit. I watch the airplanes and geese and birds, too, but I don't think you can fly here on a goose!
Good luck with your new student mom dog. Be nice to her because she's somebody's mom.
Posted by: jimmy at April 8, 2007 9:45 PM