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April 22, 2007
I is so generous
Even though J-Dog am stupid I is going to let her tell yous all about herself.
I has set up my computer and made David stop doing whatever stupid stuff he was doing so we could do the important stuff and have J-Dog talks to you.
I has been so busy doctoring, lawyering and keeping David out of trouble I has had hardly anytime for myself. Of course I has to beats up J-Dog 3 or 4 times a day. She thinks one day she will win. I say HAH! HAH! to that, let me tells you. I will lets J-Dog tells you whatever a dog with no name has to tells you.
I don't know what she's going to say. And I will never knows because I is not listening.
I is taking a nap!
Just so you knows. I is not dirty and needing a bath in this picture. I has been beating up J-Dog. She knows some sneaky tricks but she don't know enough of them to beats me up! I is definitely not needing no bath though!
I'm a mom dog!
I am so.
Shelby is right about one thing. Us mom dogs are the most beautiful and smartest dogs there are!
And I am a mom dog!
It is very funny though.
I don't know where my puppies are! 
I was living in a very nice house. It is much nicer than Shelby's house. So much nicer. For one thing it didn't have David living there! That should tell you right away how nice my used to be house was!
Then I had my babies!
Oh, they were so beautiful. You could tell everyone wanted to be the mom to anyone of my babies. They were pretty and smart. So pretty and so smart.
That is not a picture of one of my puppies. That is a puppy that ran away from home to visit us. I was very nice to her. That is just the way us mom dogs are. We're just so nice to everyone.
Anyway, I had my puppies. I took such good care of them. I cleaned them and licked them and made sure each one of them was fed real good! Just the sort of thing a great mom does, you know?
Then one day they little eyes opened up. It was so exciting. They didn't talk too good but I know they were going, “LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL OUR MOM IS!” They probably said some more things but that is the important one I remember them wanting to say.
So one day their little eyes opened up and then the next day they were all gone!!
I went outside to go to the bathroom and when I came back they was gone!
I was starting to look for them when the people I stayed with. I don't even remember them really, they grabbed me by the collar and put me in the car.
At first I was thinking, “They are trying to help me look for my puppies!” I tried to tell them I could do better just smelling and not going so fast and so far but like most people they didn't listen. That is why I would rather be with dogs then people sometimes. Like David is a nice people. He always has treats and gives very good tummy rubs but he will put you in prison for doing nothing! Like if he leaves a piece of pizza on the counter and I takes it, WHAM, I am in prison!
So the people I was staying with they just kept driving and driving. I was looking out the window real hard looking for my puppies and I was thinking, “Boy. I has no idea where I am! I don't know how these people think my puppies could come this far. My puppies legs and feet were very little!”
Then they stopped the car and I got out and you know what?
They drove away!
I yelled after them, “Good idea! You look over there and I will look for them puppies over here!”
I never saw them people again.
I looked and looked and looked but I never saw my puppies again either. I looked until I was so hungry I couldn't look for puppies anymore. I had to look for food.
I worried about them little puppies when the rain came and worried more about them when it got real cold and it snowed.
I thought about them and hoped I had taught them enough so they'd know to all huddle together so they could stay warm.
I had no one to cuddle with so I was pretty cold but I could usually find me some food. Some of it was food that did not taste too good but I ate it anyway.
Then when it was really cold I found a garbage can and it was full of good food to eat. I ate so much I had to take a nap. It was nice in that can let me tell you!
I woke up and this man was putting me in a cage! He drove me to the shelter. there I got pretty good food EVERY DAY! I had to get shots and this one Doctor poked me in my butt!
I got to go outside with this lady and it was okay. There were some crazy dogs there, but remember, I am a mom dog so I know how to talk to them crazy dogs. They are no more crazy than a baby but they have sharper teeth so you have to be a little careful!
I was living there and I was starting to get used to it. When new dogs would come in I would talk to them and tell them it was going to be okay.
When you're a mom dog that is kind of your job!
Then the lady who took me out for walks said I was going to live with Shelby!
I had heard about Shelby but I had never met her.
So I got to go in another car. You must think, “Boy she sure gets to travel a lot!”
I met Shelby and I said, “I'm a mom dog so you had better do what I say!”
Shelby just said, “Humph. You're not part cat are you?”
I said, “Them's fighting words!”
Shelby just said, “Humph. I has got to teaches you to be a good dog so you can find a forever home.”
“I am a mom dog and I that is better than being a good dog!”
Shelby just said, “Humph. David, give her a cookie. She's going to be a lot of work.”
And I got a cookie. And now I have a big yard to play in and I get to fights with Shelby every day. I'm pretty happy.
Shelby was right about one thing. When you're living as nice as I've been living here you start to wish you could have your own forever home. Shelby picks on David. Well, he is very ugly and stupid and he would be much better off if he listened more to Shelby and to me, but I would like my own person to teach stuff to.
I hope I get a forever home soon.
Posted by Shelby at April 22, 2007 2:46 PM
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