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April 15, 2007
It is rainy today!
So I don't get to play outside.
I has got almost nothing to do and you can't have many great adventures when you is inside all the time!
Well, you can but then you gets in BIG trouble. And I knows what I is talking about when I says BIG trouble!
I think BIG trouble is the only kind worth getting into. You might gets into trouble but you can has so much fun getting there.
Some of the BIG trouble fun I has had nobody has found out yet. AND I PLANS TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!
First I has to tell you. The little dog is doing really good. I knew that she would be. David has promised me that if she is not found a forever home in 11 more days she will stay with me until she does.
That is pretty smart of him and he hardly ever has any smart ideas so you know why I was so amazed!
See that little guy there.
<-- Stop looking at me and look at that picture!
Don't she look just like that little dog? Except all cleaned up and not scared!
That am Nori.
I don't know what that name means!
Shelby means the biggest bestest dog in the world. You can look it up!
I don't know what Nori means.
I has just figured it out! The No part is from the latin meaning NOT and ri is from the noises cats make! So her name means NOT A CAT!
That is a very good name.
Not being a cat is something to be proud of!
Nori is a girl so she is smart enough to write to me to ask how to be as big and beautiful as me!
See how smart she is. She wants to join my school!
I doesn't have a school!
If I did it would be terrible expensive.
It would cost a nickel!
See how big Nori's eyes got thinking about how a nickel is a bargain to learns from me!
Then Nori wants me to do something that would cost a kajillion nickels!! She wants me to teach the people in her house to be smarter!!!!
Nori I has been trying to make David smarter for almost TWO YEARS!
Now I'm sure your people has to be smarter than David. But teaching people how to rub a tummy gooder and when to feed you (alll the time) is very very difficult.
I know! I will teaches you how to teaches them!
But if you teaches any other dogs how to do it you has to give me half the money!
This am my friends Blue and Robin.
They am boys.
You can kind of tell cause they is sitting on people furniture.
Robin is pretty smart for a boy and he is very brave. Blue just pretends he am.
Robin has writted to me because Blue is too much of a boy to figure out how you talks to a computer.
(Too much of a boy is how I figured out how to say he is stupid without hurting stupid boys' feeling! I is very kind as well as beautiful.)
Robin says that Blue says, “Why does my people takes me to a stupid class and make me do stupid things. All them people is saying STAY real loud and when I sees them other dogs is staying I likes to go over and smell they butts! Then my mom gets all mad and says NO BLUE STAY and she puts me right back where I started and I says this is stupid and I wants to sit over there and I goes and sits there! And she gets all mad and then we starts it all over again. Why does I have to do this stupid stay thing?”
Boys! I is shaking my head.
I bet all of you knows the answer to this question. It am so easy.
Blue, you has to do the stupid stay thing so you can get the cookie!!
So you can see Janine - J-Dog - Jade is still living in my house.
She is crazy!
Look at how stupid she runs!
I is still trying to teach her how to be a dog so she can find a forever home.
She says she wants to talk to you people but when I says, “J-Dog, has you got a name yet?”
She says, “NO! I am too busy playing and figuring out how to steal your food!”
So I says, “J-Dog. When you is going to tell people about you self the first things you has to tells them am your name! Or else they won't know who you is talking about when you is telling them about you!”
She says, “I don't care. I am going to just keep living with you!”
So I just breathes out real heavy and shakes my head and says, “If any of my cookies is missing I know a certain dog whose butt is going to get bit!”
I'm going to take a nap and wait for the rain to stop.
Posted by Shelby at April 15, 2007 3:02 PM
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Shelby,
I was laughing reading about getting into BIG trouble. I've been in BIG trouble, too, and I'm NOT telling any details!! First BIG fun, then...BIG trouble.
That J-dog runs like a rabbit! Are you sure she's a dog? I bet you have your work cut out for you with her.
Posted by: jimmy at April 20, 2007 6:19 PM