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May 30, 2007
Another reason I is a super genius!
I knows you doesn't need very much more proof but you is going to get it anyway!
I is a genius!
All week long I has been going crazy! I is so popular and everybody wants to come visits me!
There was this little guy. He was visiting across the street from my house. Oh he was yapping and yapping. He wanted me to be his friend!
I was looking at him and I was thinking he sure is cheese colored! I mean he looks like a big piece of cheese!
He is little for a dog but he is just about the right size for a piece of cheese!
Then I was watching Freckles beating up J-Dog in MY back yard! I was noticing that J-Dog is awfully cheese colored her ownself!
All this thinking about cheese was getting me mighty hungry!
Cheese am my favorite food! Except for ice cream cheese am my very favorite food.
So I was thinking and watching and thinking about how hungry I was.
One thing I thought was, “Wouldn't it be great if there was a crunchy crispy cheese! That would be so delicious!”
And then I had my genius thinkings!
I said, “David. We is going to cook something!”
David could see I was very serious so he didn't give me any of his usual stupid lazy stuff. He just got hisself into that kitchen!
I needed David cause I had to turn on the stove. I is not big enough to turn on the stove myself. So if you makes my recipe you makes sure that you has an adult there. I know how stupid most adults are but they is very smart when it comes to fires and stoves! It is one of the things they is actually good for!
First thing I done was to get two pieces of bread. I was thinking just one piece but then I figures it would be twice as crispy with two and then, well you'll see!
Then i tells david to put 16 pieces of cheese on one pice of that bread! He said, “Shelby, you can only use two.” This is so great that it were delicious even with David messing up my recipe!
Then I puts the one piece of bread on top of the cheese, so you has two pieces of bread with a whole lot of cheese in the middle!
I bet your mouth is all drooly all ready! Then you heats up a frying pan. This is when you need David.
When the pan is hot you puts the whole thing in the pan on one of the bread sides!
I is excited just thinking about it. See, then I tells David to take a big presser downer thing and mash that sandwich down real hard.
Know why? Because when cheese is in my mouth it gets all gooey! I has figured out that cheese will get all gooey in between the bread when it is on fire! When you squishes it real hard then all that gooey good cheese spreads out even more!!
And it should make the bread skinnier so it will be crunchier!
Then you use the press downer thing to turn the sandwich over and does it all over again!
Then you puts it on a plate and you has this!
Isn't that beautiful! Then you gives it to me!!
And I eats it. If I isn't there I guess you could eats it. It is very delicious.
I calls it Burned Bread and Gooey Cheese ala Shelby!
You could make this yourself but if you steals my recipe to make this delicious food you owes me a nickel!
Thats what it costs to use my recipe!
If you doesn't see me and you is saving me up a whole big bag of nickels you could take them nickels and buys food for them poor dogs.
It is worth it! This sandwich is worth a lot more than a nickel let me tell you!
I is just such a genius.
My brother Jimmy am coming Sunday.
I am going to beat him up!
Posted by Shelby at May 30, 2007 8:18 PM
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Shelby,
I bet you are just waiting to see me again! I think it's cute that you think you are going to beat me up. Are you going to make me a burned bread & gooey cheese sandwich or pizza a la Shelby?
Posted by: jimmy at May 31, 2007 12:33 AM