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May 14, 2007
IT IS SHELBY DAY!
This am the greatest day of the year!
It is my birthday! You know what makes it so great. You has to be nice to me! And you has to give me presents and I don't have to give you nothing! That makes it even BETTER than Christmas!
David tried to take a picture of me having my birthday ice cream. If David thinks I is going to stop eating my ice cream just so he can takes my picture than he is - I better not say. I hasn't got all my presents yet if you knows what I mean!
You know what I is going to get?
PIZZA!
It is very good pizza. It cost a dollar!
Does you know how many nickels they is in a dollar? Me either but I figure it is enough for a helicopter. I had to think real hard. “Does I want a helicopter or does I want pizza?”
Okay, I didn't have to think too hard. I loves pizza.
Not only is it the best pizza but then David and I we makes it all better by putting extra special stuff on it.
It is too bad it is not big enough to share. If you was to come by and brings me a present I could maybe gives you a little bite.
A good present to brings me would be ANOTHER PIZZA!
I has already got some good presents! Ben, Robin and Blue sent me a mobile phone! I didn't know what it was at first but then it rings JUST LIKE DAVID'S! It is a very good phone. I just talks and talks into it. I can't hear what anybody else is saying though. That is okay. I doesn't like to listen too good anyway. I just likes to talk at it!
Jack gived me a picture of him in his forever home sleeping real lazy with his pal!
Only a boy would sends a picture of hisself! I is pretty glad he is happy. I would be gladder if he was happy and he sent me some ice cream!
And my student Nori has sent me a present. She says I can try and bites her butt!!
Nori, I is teaching you so I will teaches you this. If I tries to bite your butt it am as good as bit!
That is your lesson on my birthday! You doesn't has to pay me either!
My brother Jimmy says he is coming to visit me!
He says he is trying to catch us a sheep for us to have on our birthday.
Now, Jimmy is my brother so he has some good points. But Jimmy is a boy.
All I is saying is I don't figure either him or me will be playing with no sheep on our birthday.
David says it am the thought that counts. This is true. I is thinking I sure would like me an ice cream sheeps for my birthday!
J-Dog says that she is a poor dog and has no money to gets me anything. She says she tried to catches me a rabbit that was playing in my back yard but it escaped.
She says she will play kong with me all day! Kong is my favorite game, she says.
I tells her that ice cream am my favorite game! And pizza am my second favorite!
But it am the thought that counts. So I was thinking J-Dog should have gots her a job and gots me some ice cream!
So now I is two years old. Two long years.
Not only has I gotten greater everyday I has gotten wiser! Yes, I has so much wisdom. Even David notices it. Almost every day he says, “Shelby, you sure are a wise guy.”
I has done a lot in the last year. I has helped four dogs find they forever homes! I has gived 500 pounds of food to poor dogs who got no homes. I paid for that food collecting cans and other garbage real bad people throws on my street! I takes them in and people gives me money!
I has seed my patients and taught them good games and lets them pet me. I has become a great doctor, a great lawyer, a great teacher, and I is almost ready to be a great psychologist dog!
I is just so great.
Tomorrow I goes to see my patients and I is going to have ANOTHER birthday party with them. That is like having TWO birthdays!
They better have ice cream.
I think I is forgetting something.
Oh.
I still loves David.
He is still a lemon.
Posted by Shelby at May 14, 2007 7:55 PM
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Shel-
We tried to call your phone so we could sing Happy Birthday To You, to you, but you just wouldn't listen!
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at May 15, 2007 7:04 AM
Happy Birthday wee one! If David got the flavor of ice cream that we liked, you should save me a spoonful!!
Posted by: Mare at May 15, 2007 7:13 AM
Happy bird day! Even though you is not a bird!
Posted by: Nori at May 15, 2007 7:41 AM
You was interrupting me when I was talking!
That was okay. I likes my mobile card phone!
I was saying thanks you!
Posted by: Shelby at May 15, 2007 9:15 AM
A spoonful of ice cream is a awful lot. I could lets you have a lick maybe. I don't wants you to get sick. Ice cream am so delicious that if you has to much your mouth and brain could freeze!
I is a professional ice cream eater so I can eats more. But I think you should start with just a little lick!
All flavours of ice cream am delicious!! If you didn't know that it says to me you is a amateur ice cream eater!
Posted by: Shelby at May 15, 2007 9:21 AM
Happy Birthday Shelby. You is now 2 years old (which in human years makes you a teenager). Behave yourself. Lots of love and hugs. Gramma.
Posted by: Gramma at May 15, 2007 7:24 PM
Shelby-
IT"S OUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess that makes it JIMMY & SHELBY DAY in the North and SHELBY & JIMMY DAY in the South. If you did not get my present yet, it will be there tomorrow. I didn't forget you. It was raining so I didn't get to go for ice cream. Nikki Kitty Princess of Purrrsia's birthday is on Thursday and maybe we will get ice cream then. She likes ice cream, too. I did catch us a sheep. We cooked it and I watched it, then when it's cooked they call it lamb! That's gourmet talk.
I hope you are saving a piece of pizza and some ice cream for your favorite brother in the world!!
P.S. Wait til you see where your present was! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: jimmy at May 15, 2007 9:14 PM