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May 9, 2007
J-Dog did not bite me in my butt!
Them is angry eyes!
I can't believes you think that J-Dog could bite ME in the butt!
You is all watching that movie all wrong! David made a bad movie is what I is thinking!
What you saw was me strategizing! I just let J-Dog think she could bit me in my butt and then I turned around and laid the smack down on her!
I did so!
I is so mad. I is going to figure out how to get even with all you guys. And maybe takes me a nap.
While I is doing that I will let J-Dog tells her adventures to you.
I was the donation dog!
Even Shelby has to admit I look pretty darn good in my uniform!
This was a big special event for National Shelter Pet Week and they said to themselves, “We need the best darn Donation Dog we can find!”
This is a very important job. So very important they decided that only I could do it.
I had to collect money so that they could help poor dogs like I used to be.
Here's how I did it!
I walked right up to the people and said, “You better give me money or I might get mad and bite you!”
It worked pretty good too. I got 9 whole dollars! You can even see the money in my picture.
I worked very hard but then the bosses came and said, “You can't go around threatening people! Just look beautiful and let them pet you. The money will come.”
They may have been right but it was no where near as much fun!
There were so many good dogs there! And there were people there to.
It was the people I was making give me money!
You can't ask dogs for money. They hasn't got no money!
I liked the people but I liked best seeing this many dogs all in one place and they wasn't in cages!
Look at that dog there -->
See how happy he is getting petted by them girls.
The whole day was like that.
It was pretty darn wonderful, that's what I think.
I got to ride there in a car. Shelby says she drives David around all the time but she wasn't driving this car. I WAS!
I think it was a broke car though cause we never went as fast as thought we should.
I drove it real good though.
When we got there I was real excited. Everybody else had to wear a neckerchief that said “Please Adopt Me”. But I got to wear one that said “DONATION DOG”!
Here are some of the guys who was there.
They are all pretty good looking dogs but you can see that there is only one donation dog that you have to give money to and that one dog is me!
I was doing a great job. Then, they bought in another Donation Dog!
At first I was pretty mad cause my feelings were hurt! But when I met this donation dog I was pretty happy.
LOOK!
His name is Petey and he wanted to be my boyfriend!
I said it is not fair. “When you are the Donation Dog people don't have to bend over to put money in your coat!”
Petey said that is true.
Then he showed me what he could do to make it up to me so he could be my boyfriend!
Look at this!
Petey is so big that he can reach the treats without being a bad dog and getting on the table!
Isn't that great?!
Then this real wise guy dog walked by and he was singing, “Petey and J-Dog sitting in a tree” 
I thought he was very silly and not a gentleman like Petey at all!
It was a very very good day!
I think a lot of good dogs found them their forever homes.
I didn't but I'm not sad about it.
After all I saw today I a sure I am going to get the best forever home they have.
When you are waiting for the best sometimes you have to wait a little longer.
Even Shelby says so and Shelby and me never agree on anything! Except that cookies and ice cream are the best food for a dog and that David has an awful lot to learn. An awful lot.
If I don't get a forever home soon I am going to get to march in a big parade! A parade is when I walk down the street and people cheer and shout your name real loud!
I think that will be a good day too!
Posted by Shelby at May 9, 2007 6:13 PM
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