« IT IS SHELBY DAY! | Main | You is probably wondering why I has taked so long to tell you this »
May 17, 2007
Oh what a beautiful birthday I has had!
Of course since it were my birthday you know it had to be beautiful!
It were so great I hardly even noticed that cheap old David didn't get me nothing!
The best thing I got was my birthday cake!
I made it myself!
I bet you is looking at that picture and you has big drools coming out of your mouth!
I call it Pizza ala Shelby. That am fancy talk for “THAT IS MY PIZZA”.
It were so very delicious. It has a secret ingredient.
ICE CREAM!!
That way it am hot and then it am cold. And it is so delicious!
David turned on the oven and I stood there being a genius and says, “David, it will need some extra cheese!”
You notice i didn't says, “I think it needs extra cheese.” See, I comes out and just says what I KNOWS it needs.
You can do that when you is a genius
That am me eating it!
You can't be jealous cause you couldn't have had any anyway. It am Pizza ala Shelby, that means it is all mine!
Then I went to the hospital to see my patients. I walked in and everybody yells “SURPRISE!”
How silly is that? How can I be surprised when I already knows it am my birthday!
But that wasn't the end of it.
You remember Jack? JACK IS MY FRIEND HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! So stop asking me! He sent me a birthday card!
I know! I couldn't believe it!
It has to be all that good teaching I done!
He sent me a card and was talking about baths and stuff.
I NEVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT BATHS!
EVER!
Here am the proof!
I does not know why Jack am wearing a dress.
I will be seeing Jack this Saturday. We is going to take a walk so that people will know to take care of all them poor dogs out there! There will be THOUSANDS of dogs there.
I will probably have to make a speech. I is practicing!
Jack will be there too, so I will beat him up a little but he is not my boyfriend!
And then the best present I got was from my brother Jimmy!
You see what it am?
IT AM A DRAGON!
You might has been fooled and been thinking it were a dinosaur.
I is an expert on dinosaurs. I has one for a pet remember.
So I can say without doubt that this is not a dinosaur. It am a dragon!
You has to be an expert to figure them things out. You is not an expert so you will just has to take my word for it.
That am a dragon!
You can tell cause it am littler than a dinosaur and it also has little wings! Some dinosaurs does has wings but when this kind does it makes it a dragon!
I know this am technical but pay attention. I is teaching you stuff here!
You would look pretty silly if a dragon come to your house and you was to go around yelling, “There's a dinosaur at the front door!”
People would look at you and say to themselves, “She should have listened to Shelby!”
You has to learn to tell the difference!
I has made a movie. One I has made so you can see J-Dog being silly!
This am that one.
Isn't J-Dog silly!!
I is still laughing!
You also hear the noise that dragon am making?
That am another way to be sure that am no dinosaur. Dinosaurs go "Haroooonk!" Dragons go "BLAAAAP!"
Now you is in for a real treat.
The best present I got was J-Dog saying she would play kong with me ALL DAY!
She kept her promise and boy was she ever sorry she did!
She tried her bestet but she was terrible!
Of course playing kong with me you is always going to look terrible.
I am the greatest dog in the world.
I is going to have another birthday real soon.
My birthdays is GREAT!
Posted by Shelby at May 17, 2007 7:09 PM
Trackback Pings
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://warchild13.com/cgi-bin/MT/mt-tb.cgi/716
Comments
:)
Posted by: Ben, Robin & Blue at May 17, 2007 6:25 PM
My husband and I have opened our hearts and our home to puppies needing rescue...we now have 7 wonderful companions...I laughed and cried at your gorgeous description of Shelby's birthday. "Thank you" cannot begin to express the enjoyment I found at discovering your blog, but thanks anyway! :-D
LisaJ and the puppies...
Posted by: LisaJ at May 18, 2007 12:27 AM