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June 13, 2007
I has been recuperating!
I is just so busy!
Oh, people thinks it is very easy to be me. They thinks I says to myself, “Shelby, you is just so great everything is easy for you!”
That is true. I does say that some of the times.
But last week I sure wasn't!
My brother comed to town! JIMMY!
I is very sorry to say that Jimmy is all boy!
But you know what makes me laugh?
J-Dog am his girl friend!
<-- LOOK!!
Isn't that just so sad.
J-Dog was going all over saying stuff like, “Jimmy is going to get me my own hamburger!” and, “Jimmy is going to let me drive his car!” and “Don't you think Jimmy is cute?”
Of course Jimmy am going around saying stuff like, “Girls is always chasing after me cause I am so good looking!”
I said something I heard on TV, I says, “Riiiiight!” Just like that! “Riiiight!”
That means I is not really believing him but am just pretending I am.
Now Jimmy is good looking. He has he has inherited some of my good looks.
You can see that.
See, that am Jimmy. -->
You is probably thinking to yourself, “Stop trying to trick us Shelby!! That am you only you has lost all your fighting muscles! Has you been sick?”
You is just being silly! Of course I has not been sick!
Here am proof!
See?
Now that little bitty dog that don't know how to sit real good, that am Jimmy.
The big beautiful dog that knows how to sit real good, that am me of course!
<-- See, it am that picture there.
Jimmy comed with my Aunt Sheryl and my Uncle Chuck.
They is only people so they are not very interesting, but Jimmy says he loves them so I let them stay in my house.
I gived them J-Dogs room!
That were a good trick on J-Dog! She had to share a room with David!
I was laughing about that one.
One thing I was trying to teach Jimmy, was, this is like a bad family secret but Jimmy lives him with a CAT!
I know. I is so ashamed.
I tries to teach him but he am a boy and boys is just never going to be as smart as a girl.
Jimmy says, “I know cats smell terrible and they are very mean and even stupider than J-Dog but I loves them.”
Stop shaking your head. It am amazing but what can you expect. I feel terrible I didn't get to teach him gooder than that.
But you know what Jimmy got me?
LOOK!
It am a brand new swimming pool!
It is much gooder than the pool David got for me.
That am because a dog bought it for me. And a stupid boy dog am still smarter than a stupid boy person!
It is a very very good pool.
To say thank you to Jimmy, and remember I is always very polite. So to say, “Thank you, Jimmy for the pool you was so smart in giving to your bigger and more beautiful sister,” I took Jimmy to my private woods!
Jimmy was pretty impressed but he is still just a boy.
Even though it am my woods he was always trying to show me the way to go.
I know, only a boy who has never been there before would try and show a girl the way around her own woods!!
It were still pretty fun. Jimmy kept trying to show me how a river was nearly as good as my swimming pool!
I was getting tired of Jimmy running around all silly. Aunt Sheryl, Uncle Chuck and Dumb David was crashing around pretty good they ownselves so I knew we wasn't going to have no chance to sneak up on no bears or tigers or dinosaurs!
You has to be pretty quiet to catch them guys. Jimmy kept saying he was going to catch him a tiger to gives as a present to J-Dog!
Then I was pretty glad they was all so noisy. Tigers am just giant cats and I sure didn't want no giant cat in my house!
Then I had me an idea! As usual when I gets an idea you know it is a genius idea!
First thing was I had to get Jimmy to stop crashing through the woods. He were busy yelling, “Come here tigers! I am going to bite your butts and give you as a present to my girlfriend!”
Take my word for it. That is not the way you catches a tiger! At least not around my house it isn't.
I finally gets him to quiets down and then I takes him to show him my biggest prize!
BRONTY!
The dinosaur I has trained and taught to be smart!
Of course he was just where I left him. I always remembers to tell Bronty, “STAY!”
Since I has trained him of course Bronty stays right where I has told him to.
If only David and J-Dog were as smart as Bronty. Wouldn't my life be easier!
First thing Jimmy wants to know is if he can have him a dinosaur toe to eat!
Everybody knows dinosaur toes am the most delicious food in the world. That is why people all over the world is always looking for them and that is why dinosaurs am nearly extinct! Everybody wants one of them dinosaur toes.
I told Jimmy, “No, you cannot have one of them dinosaur toes!”
I'll tell you why. Uncle Chuck am a great cook! He drops lots of food! He even knows how to cook outside! I know! I couldn't believes it either but I was there and I saw it! And I ate it too!!
Jimmy kept bragging (when he wasn't playing with his girlfriend) how he was going to make Uncle Chuck cook us some of that Cheeseburger Pizza!!
You notice I is not writing about how delicious Cheeseburger Pizza am. That am because I didn't get me any!
I even showed Jimmy how I could make David gives me ice cream anytimes I needs it!
So Jimmy didn't get no dinosaur toe until I gets me some Cheeseburger Pizza!
See, I is not being selfish. I is teaching him!
Jimmy has goned home now.
I misses him a little bit. I misses Aunt Sheryl and Uncle Chuck cause they is great cooks!
They can always comes back so long as they have that good food and Uncle Chuck cooks!
I don't miss J-Dog cause she is still here!
As usual I is still Shelby, the greatest dog in the world!
Posted by Shelby at June 13, 2007 12:18 PM
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What an exciting adventure you got to share with your brother Jimmy. I am glad you got along so well with him and him with you and J-dog. I hope David enjoyed himself too. Shelby you got doubly spoiled by Aunt Sheryl and Uncle Chuck and David. You must be very tired. Hope you catch up on your sleep. I have met Jimmy's kitty roommate and for a cat she is really pretty ok. So don't pick on Jimmy too much. Love to all. Gramma
Posted by: Gramma at June 14, 2007 8:33 PM
Shelby,
See? Gramma said not to pick on me! I had fun visiting you and J-dog and even David. Tell J-dog I miss her and yes big sister, I miss you, too! You didn't tell everyone that I can put my head under the water in your pool. I can get treats under water! Thanks for taking me to your woods, and introducing me to Bronty. I will write more later, because I have to tell you more stuff!
Posted by: jimmy at June 18, 2007 11:41 PM