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June 27, 2007
People you doesn't know how lucky you is to have me!
Everybody is so mean to me and all I ever does is be great!
It is just not fair I tells you.
I never gets half the ice cream I needs! But do I complain?
Darn right I do but it don't do me any good. People is so mean!
I figure that it am because I is just so nice and gentle and sweet and beautiful. Cause I is Shelby people thinks they can push me around!
On Sunday J-Dog went to an Adoptithon.
I know it sounds silly but you know it am silly because J-Dog could go and I COULDN'T!
Does you remember Teddy and Panda? They was two dogs that I BEAT when we did the big dog race last month. They and Jack was on my team and I BEAT THEM ALL!
They spent the day looking at my butt cause they was walking and I was winning.
When I won I got me some ice cream a ball and a t-shirt. Those are very grand prizes but you know what they got FOR LOSING!
LOOK!
They got to go to the beach!
That is so unfair!
Look at all the fun they is having!
Now I is just saying since I is the greatest racing dog and beats them all fair and square shouldn't it be me having fun at the beach while they is at home practicing they racing?
Hmm?
You know darn well what the answer to that question is!
You is saying, “Oh Shelby, how mean they are to you! Everyone knows you are the dog that deserves to be at the beach!”
Stupid old David says, “Shelby you have to drive to the beach and you don't like to ride in cars. The beach is all sand and you don't like sand in your fur. And Shelby, the only thing to do at the beach is to play in the water and you don't like swimming except in your pool.”
Can you believe him? He really don't get it do he?
The point is that they is having fun and I isn't!!
Look at Jack there. Just look at him!
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You can just see he is laughing and playing and saying to hisself, “HA HA SHELBY! You won the big race but I is having fun! I even chased a bird and I is eating fishes!”
See, this is the reason I is not always good.
Even when I is good other dogs gets to do stuff that I don't and its not fair!
Now I has been watching TV and I has figured stuff out.
I has decided to be president!
So whenever they do that voting thing you vote all the time for SHELBY!
When I is president I will make sure that I does everything in the world that is fun and if I is having fun then you know you will be happy!
See, that am logic.
I is not done yet! Look at this beautiful picture of Bronty!
You can see Nicole, cause it am she that has drewed him, has really met Bronty!
Bronty used to do that all the time with trees! I made him stop because trees is very important.
Bronty said, “Shelby, I is very hungry! Trees are a good snack for a dinosaur.”
I said, “Bronty, trees is too important to use just for snacks. You could eat cats instead!”
“Cats taste terrible Shelby! And they smells even worse!”
I said, “I KNOW!”
So now Bronty only eats bad people and grass. I was going to make money by having Bronty eat the grass in people yards so they'd never have to mow it again, but when they sees me and Bronty knocking on they doors they gets all scared!
Having a pet dinosaur is a lot harder than most people realize!
Posted by Shelby at June 27, 2007 5:18 PM
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Bronty can come eat our grass :-)
Posted by: ben, robin & blue at June 27, 2007 7:45 PM
Saku say it just like dog to play in water. Only thing smell worse than litterbox is wet dog. Only thing smell worse than wet dog is two wet dog.
Ha ha. Saku so funny. Sometimes don't know what to do with self.
Posted by: Saku at June 27, 2007 9:13 PM
Shelby,
We have beaches here just for dogs! If you come visit I will take you to the beach and I promise to get you a cheeseburger pizza. Don't come in the winter to go to the beach, though, it's too cold!
Posted by: jimmy at June 28, 2007 1:25 AM
Shelby,
You don't get to go to adoption fair because you are so much smarter and prettier than all the other dogs there, everyone would want to adopt you. Besides, nobody takes as good care of David as you do. Those lemons need constant watching!
We all miss you and we hope J-dog finds her forever home soon!
Posted by: aunt sheryl at June 30, 2007 12:10 AM