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July 17, 2007
Look what he done to me!
You is horrified right now.
You is saying, “SHELBY!! You is so beautiful why does you look so terrible!”
I'll tell you why. David gived me a bath!
Stupid mean old David!
He is mean!
See how MAD I is!
He washed me with something terrible. He said it smelled like coconuts.
I don't know what a coconut is!
I knows they smells terrible and they just terrible burns a dogs eyes and skin.
I has thought about it. I watched this movie on TV. It was called “Aliens”. It were not a very good movie. They was no dogs in it.
What was in it were these big bugs that had two mouths. I watched this movie cause I figured one day I might have to fight bugs like that so I had to study them real close.
Them big bugs had blood that burned stuff. When you is fighting them you has to be real careful cause if they bleeds they burns you up!
So I has figured out that them big bugs am coconuts!
First he gived J-Dog a bath. She really needed one. She is a very stinky smelling dog.
But she stills smells gooder than coconuts!
I think it is a good thing he gived J-Dog a bath.
Mainly cause she is so funny!
She is always crying, “Oh David! You has ruined my beautiful coat!” “Oh David, you has taked away my beautiful stink!”
Only she says it in this real sad kind of voice. It am all fat and blubbery and it just makes me laugh and laugh.
Giving J-Dog baths is a very good thing if you needs a good laugh. And who doesn't!
Then he tricked me and gived me one!
I has figured out why!
See, he am jealous of his dog!
HE IS!
I is very famous and oh so popular and I never even gets a big head about it.
When you is great like me you has to be very humble and never lets anybody know that you know how great you am.
That am great free advice. You could send me a nickel if you uses it!
I is so famous that they wants to interview me on TV and in a internet magazine!
I don't know what an internet magazine is but I sure knows about TV!
It would be very smart to give me a TV show! One show I could be a great detective. Then the next show a great super hero! Then in the next one I would be a great hunter.
It would be the greatest TV show EVER in history!
It would even be better than wrestling!
But before I does a TV show I has to ask them what I is going to get paid!
I want to make sure they gives me something that all my friends can use and have lots of fun with.
Or a nickel.
Posted by Shelby at July 17, 2007 4:16 PM
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Shelby,
I get a bath with coconut shampoo, too! I bet if you get a tv show they are going to make you take a lot of baths. If you get a tv show you can tell them you want a helicopter so you can come visit me.
Posted by: jimmy at July 17, 2007 11:14 PM