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July 8, 2007
Shelby is so worried about making money that I have stolen her website!
I am the world famous J-Dog and I am going to talk at you today!
Shelby and dumb David keep sending me to Adoptithons! I keep telling them that I have already found my forever home but they don't listen!
When I say to Shelby, “Shelby, I don't think I will ever find a good forever home. I think I will just stay here!” Shelby just says, “Oh, really?”
That is Shelby's idea of being funny, cause if you heard the way she says it you would know that she is not saying, “Yes J, you can stay here.”
David is always taking me to these adoption things and I say to him, “David, I am never going to find a forever home. I think I should just stay with you forever!”
And David says back at me, “You can stay with us as long as you need to. But you will find some people who love you and they'll take care of you and you will never be happier.”
“I am already happier than I have ever been! I can't be no happier I am sure. There isn't that much happy left in the world!” I tell him!
“Yes there is. Wait and you will see,” he says to me.
So I keep going and big noisy people keep coming to our house. I let them pet me and rub my belly and I tell them about all the other great dogs and puppies I keep meeting and I haven't met anyone who I likes as much as Shelby and dumb old David!
I've talked to a lot of the other dogs that are looking for forever homes and they all agree that David is the dumbest of all the foster parents but he does give good belly rubs and has lots of good treats.
They all say that Shelby is a great fighting dog and when I tell them that Shelby has been giving me lessons they all run away scared!
I have figured out I have it pretty good!
Sometimes I think I would like to have my own home and not have to share all those pets and treats. Sometimes I think it must be really nice to have someone who loves you come home and be excited to see only me.
Sometimes I dream a lot of silly stuff like that.
It must be fun to have someone to take care of like Shelby takes care of David.
I tell you a secret. Shelby has all her patients to take care of and I get jealous because I would like to be a doctor too! The secret is that I am doctoring without a license. I don't go to the hospital or nothing serious like that but I make people feel good just by letting them pet me.
I bet if I could go to medical school I'd be the greatest doctor that ever lived!
I bet I could.
I really do!
I don't know if I'll ever find me a forever home.
But I'm happy and I don't care who knows it!
Posted by Shelby at July 8, 2007 7:49 AM
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Saku no like dog, but hope you find good forever home anyway. Saku remember living in tiny room with only ONE WINDOW. Saku very sad, then Mama-san and Papa-san take Saku in little box, and now Saku have many window, many small things to roll on floor, and one Brack Cat. Everything but Brack Cat much better than before. Everyone should get forever home.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 8, 2007 2:51 PM
How's my girlfriend? Miss you!
Posted by: jimmy at July 15, 2007 12:52 AM