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August 18, 2007
I has changed my mind!
It am a girls perogative!
That means a genius girl dog can do whatever she wants and that means she can change her mind!
I is not moving!
I know I said I would but there is too many people here who is crying! They is all going, “No more Shelby to talk to! Who will I call on the phone when I is scared!”
And they is also my football team! They is all practicing and saying, “No coach Shelby!! Who am going to teach me to run faster than a cat? Who will tell us to score touchdowns?!?”
Don't tell nobody but I will miss them too.
I will miss my patients. Nobody can doctor them good as me!
I told David I would move with him but he cheated! I said “I don't mind things changing so long as they stay the same!”
David am asking his dog to do too much. HE IS!
He has put everything in the house in stupid boxes. I keeps taking the stuff out and he keeps putting it back in!
Then he cheats again and he says, “Shelby. STAY!” In his real big stupid bossy voice.
I has to listen to him. I is a very good girl.
He tried to pack my Kong! That was too much! I grabbed my Kong and put it where it am safe.
I has tried to talk to him real sensible. I even used my doctoring voice!
“David,” I says, “i has a lot of very important responsibilities. Very important. You might not understand that cause the only responsibility you has to make sure my water bowl is filled and that I has plenty of treats!”
I was trying to be nice so I didn't even point out that since he put me on a diet he has been pretty terrible on his giving me treats responsibility. AND I AM NOT FAT!
“So David, if you just sends me a big bowl of ice cream every day I will stay in the house and take care of everything!”
“Everything?” David says. He said it like it were a question see. He made his voice go up and not go normal.
“Yes, David, everything. Has you forgot I has just gots J-Dog a forever home? What if she decides she hates them people and needs to come home?”
“Shelby!” David says, “They were very nice people! You said that they were the perfect mom and dad for J-Dog!”
“I know what I said and I know I is never wrong but what if? Hmm?”
He didn't have him no answer to that let me tell you!
Then I tells him, “I loves my house! I love the people who comes to see me. I love bossing the foster dogs! Look how happy I always is and do you now how hard it is to be happy when I has to live with you?!?”
“And the main reason I is not going to move with you is that I thought we was going to do something sensible like walk but you is making me go in a big dumb car!”
I hates cars cause every time you gets in a car you ends up going to gets a bath! Or you got to get your butt poked by Doctor Karen!
I is nobody's fool on that. I knows what cars is for!
They is for making dogs sad!
When I told David I was staying behind I thought he was going to start bawling!
It were so embarrassing.
I couldn't make him stop until I said, “Okay, David I will moves with you. But I might change my mind again! So you better be extra nice to me! EXTRA NICE! Ice cream nice!”
David says, “Promise?”
I had to say, "Yes David, I promises, just stop all your blubbering.“
So I guess I has to move.
I is just too darn nice and not selfish and NOT FAT!
Because so many of you has asked and PROMISED ME ICE CREAM I will writes about all my adventures in moving. You know that will be very interesting and exciting for you.
I is sorry that I only has David for a photogetter. He is terrible but he is all I have.
Posted by Shelby at August 18, 2007 8:40 AM
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Dear Shelby,
I am sorry you are not happy about going in the car. Sometimes going in the car is FUN! I got to go in the car and drive to see Grampa Ross and our brother and sister, and the rest of the dogs before I got to come visit you and J-dog. I had to use the car to get you your swimming pool, another good thing! We got to go in the car together to go to your woods and to see Bronty, too! All very good things!! You just need to tell David where YOU want to go. (Tell him you want to go visit your most favorite brother next trip!)
Make sure David stops at all the Cracker Barrels for you to go make, they are pretty clean areas with trees and bushes!
Have a fun adventure!!
Posted by: jimmy at August 20, 2007 7:37 PM
Shelby
Are you there yet? What's it like, North of the border. Let us know. We are waiting to hear your story. Love you and miss you Gramma
Posted by: Gramma at August 28, 2007 10:07 PM