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October 31, 2007
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
BOO!
Don't be scared!
It am ME! Shelby!!
Isn't this a great day! You get to walk up to people and yells at them and then they has to gives you treats.
If Halloween didn't exist I would have invented it!
I has a lot to show you but first I has to stop playing and be real serious.
That great dog Noelle who I teached up real good has lost her forever home. I feel really bad cause I made her a promise that she would have her forever home.
Noelle says she knows it were not my fault and she likes where she is staying but she needs a much gooder forever home.
I will keep thinking and trying to figure stuff out.
This am not as important as Noelle but it am very serious.
Blue am this BOY dog who stays at my house. He stoled my computer and said some things. He said he am sorry but he was sorrier after his butt was bit, let me tell you!
I is going to be a lawyer now. I has some evidence to show you.
Now. You is probably noticing something. Does you notice that I does not try and bites Blue's butt?
You did.
Then you has probably noticed that Blue, for that am him, am trying to bite MY BUTT!
Of course he could not bite my butt.
So it am pretty obvious: WHO AM THE BULLY!
It sure aint me!
Blue is still my friend.
Now we can thinks about more Halloween stuff.
That am my friend Jack.
That am a pretty good costume. I thought he was dressed up like a waiter at a fancy restaurant. Jack says I is crazy and that anyone can see he am a great secret agent who goes driving around in big fast cars and saving people all the time!
Hmmm.
Okay, I can see that.
I has to squint my eyes real hard but I can see that.
AND LOOK AT THIS!
That am my brother Jimmy!
He am SUPERDOG!
I is very impressed.
Of course we knows that I is the only real Superdog but Jimmy sure does pretend good.
It is a very good costume.
His mom, who am my aunt made him that costume.
You am probably noticing that I am not showing off the fancy costume David made for me.
There am a good reason for that.
SELFISH OLD DAVID DIDN'T MAKE ME NO COSTUME!
There am Ben.
Ben is a scarecrow.
I don't know if the costume am any good though.
There were a awful lot of crows in my yard today.
Maybe it will work gooder on people than on birds.
Birds am pretty smart. They are much smarter than people.
They are!
I has never seed a person flying by and I am always looking at the sky.
What I is thinking is that maybe a short fuzzy scarecrow will scares people!
It am important that people be scared cause when they is scared they will go, “OH NO! It is a short scary fuzzy scarecrow! Help us!” And they will drop they entire bowl of candy then we can eats it and laughs.
People is very funny when they is scared.
Of course, I is never scared!
Hardly.
This am David's costume for me.
He thinks I am a clown.
I just don't know what to do about him sometimes.
I is the greatest joke telling dog in the world but I is not no clown let me tell you.
I will tell you my Halloween joke.
What do you sees when you sees me as a ghost?
A BOO-tiful dog!
Okay, here's a gooder one.
Where did the ghost throws the football?
Over the GHOUL line!
Why is they no werewolves around my house?
They is scared of me!
What will Blue look like if he beats up anymore of my toys?
Grrrrrrr-uesome!
You be safe this Halloween.
That am a order!
Posted by Shelby at October 31, 2007 2:42 PM
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All of you look so Bootiful.
They won't let me have a dog here but if I could anyone of you could live with me. I would like to have Noelle live with me. Shelby raised her so I know she is a good dog.
Thank you Shelby.
Posted by: Cindy at November 1, 2007 12:47 PM
Halloween is so much fun! I love being SUPER JIMMY. Ben, you look good in your Scarecrow costume, and Shelby, we have to make sure you have a costume for next year!
I saw that movie and it sure did look like Blue was biting your butt Shelby. You are very smart waiting until the camera is not on to bite him back.
Posted by: SUPER JIMMY at November 2, 2007 12:12 AM
Shelby you need to be a princess next year for Halloween!! You would have a silver tiara and a sparkly silver cape with little jewels all over it. The silver with your beautiful black fur would look fabulous!! (Please don't think Raider colors.... we are talking royalty here not football!!)
Posted by: carla at November 2, 2007 6:37 PM