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October 1, 2007
I is going on another great adventure!
I is telling you now just in case!
You see this week I is going to be gone hunting dinosaurs!
I has seen evidence that they is around.
You sees what happens is when dinosaurs gets really scared they drops they tails off! Them tails turns into wood that am a special kind that makes oil. Oil is what makes your car go.
You can see why dinosaurs am so valuable.
But I has also figured something else out. When them dinosaurs loses they tails they grows another one right back!
They do!
I saw it on television.
Being a super genius who am also a doctor and a great hunter I is combining all my talents.
I is going to catch this dinosaur and makes him tell me how they grows them tails back!
When I finds it out I is going to charges you to give you the secret!
I is so smart!
Just think, you could be walking along and your leg falls off! Your mom would be all excited and saying stuff like, “OH NO, your leg has fallen off! What will we do!”
She will probably try and glue it back on but you will be all calm and say, “Don't you worry mom. We will just go see Dr Shelby! And I will grows me a new leg that will be better than this one. It will never fall off! Dr Shelby guarantees it!”
Then your mom will say, “Oh no! But that must cost so much! How will we ever afford it!”
You say, “Mom. This is Dr Shelby! Of course she is expensive. It will probably cost us a whole nickel! And she doesn't give credit. You has to pay in advance. But isn't a brand new leg that will never fall off worth it?”
That am great logic see? I is going to be so rich!
I is taking my new pals with me.
I know you is thinking, “Shelby, them pals of your is all boys! They will never be able to fight a dinosaur as good as you!”
You is thinking very good. You has forgot that I is a genius! What I will do is send them boys off where I know they is no dinosaurs, but I won't tell them that!
Them boys will be off there galumphing around and them smart good hiding dinosaurs will say, “Stupid boys is hunting us! We had better hide over here!”
Then you know who will be hiding there to catches them big old dinosaurs! Of course you do. It will be ME!!
Them boys am not all excited about hunting dinosaurs. They is too scared to say they is just afraid.
I is making them go anyway for they own good. I will braves them up some.
They isn't getting none of them nickels I earns though!
It will be me doing the fighting and catching and being a super genius who am a doctor!
Ben wants to go. He is a fighting guy and not scared of much except baths. Baths are a pretty good thing to be a scared of.
I'm not scared of them. I just hates them!
Ben just might be, just might be tough enough to fights a dinosaur. He says he has beats up plenty of elephants and two or three elephants are almost as big as a little tiny dinosaur.
I might keeps him in reserve just in case one of them dinosaurs gets a lucky punch in!
Robin thinks it will be fun!
FUN!
It will be fun but only if you is a great fighter like me!
I figures Robin is going to just get all excited and bark-y for the hunting part. He is not much of a fighting dog.
He says he is a lover.
When he says that I just rolls my eyes, just like I is doing now!
I will let you know what happens and I will make David gets some pictures of them dinosaurs I plans to catch.
It will be very very dangerous but don't you worry. I is always Shelby!
Here am a big surprise picture my aunt has sended to me.
That person am her but do you know who that beautiful little baby is!
IT AM ME!!
Isn't I the most precious thing you ever seed!
Posted by Shelby at October 1, 2007 4:34 PM
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Dear Shelby,
Imagine my surprise reading your entry and seeing this picture of us! See how happy I am holding you? You were such an adorable puppy! You have dirt on your nose because you were out in the yard hunting dinosaurs. You were off hunting by yourself a lot because you didn't want your brothers or sisters getting the dinosaur toes.
We had a talk that day about who was going to be your person. You knew you were going to live with David so you could take care of him, because he is a boy and we know he would be lost without you. I'm very happy that I am Jimmy's mom and your aunt (your favorite aunt!).
Be careful hunting dinosaurs! We miss you!
Posted by: aunt sheryl at October 3, 2007 1:28 AM