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November 23, 2007
HAPPY WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS!
I had me a pretty good Thanksgiving. Pretty good!
I ate lots and lots but I was STILL hungry!
And I has coached the Trojans to a very important game winning thing. And all you people's who thought I couldn't make them win you was wrong!
And we had us some more snow!
I has figured it out. The snow am so Santa Claws can tests our her sleigh so she can get here real fast and brings me all the presents I deserve!
One of the best parts was I had me a terrible good fight!
Robin has seed the video where I gived you lessons on fighting. He were pretty mad because he don't want peoples to know how easy I beats them up! So he was talking Blue into fighting me! See!
Blue am a boy so you know he am not very smart so he sid what Robin wanted and tried to fight me!
I is not used to fighting in snow and Blue am only about twice bigger than me so that made it a fair fight.
It were a very good fight. It were very dramatic.
We should of had us some music playing real loud so peoples would know when to cheers and stuff.
You don't has to worry. I didn't hurt poor little Blue.
Christmas am coming and I know that even if Blue am a boy and he started it beating up on dogs and hurting them will get me on the naughty list and then I get less presents!
I beats Blue up just enoughs.
Just enoughs means he knows he has been beated up and am not hurting so he can't go running into David and be a tattle tale!
Tattle tales. I think I gets told on enough! Sometimes I even tattles on myself!
Oh we was fighting good though.
Look at Robin. He am worried because his good plan am not working!
He am going, “Oh oh! Blue can't fight Shelby! What if Shelby finds out I put Blue up to it and comes and beats me up!?!”
I wouldn't do that. I is not only the greatest dog in the world but when I is waiting for Christmas I is also the goodest dog in the world and beating up boys, even when they deserves it may not be a good girl thing to do.
I will tells you what am good. After we had fought I shared my treats with Blue and Robin.
I wanted to go out with David and takes treats to some poor dogs who didn't have them no good Thanksgiving like me.
I is also smart enough to figures out that Santa Claws will see me and say, “That Shelby is such a good girl. I will have to give her twice as many presents as I give anyone else!”
Lazy David wouldn't take me! He says, “We can't go knocking on doors, Shelby. We haven't seen any dogs who need your help. If we do then we will help them.”
If I don't gets all the presents I deserve it am his faults!
Ben had him a pretty good Thanksgiving too.
The only bad part for him is that there am a cat who am in love with him!
Poor Ben!
They is things I is thankful for. I is thankful for my brother and my new friends and for my family and for warm places to sleep and good games and good treats and good pets on by head and good rubs on my tummy.
And for all you guys.
And for dumb David SOMETIMES!
I is also thankful no dumb cat am in love with me!
Posted by Shelby at November 23, 2007 9:24 AM
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I love you Shelby! Meow :)
Posted by: nikki kitty princess of purrsia at November 27, 2007 12:51 AM