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November 13, 2007
How to beats up dumb boys
This am a very important lesson for you.I has made you a new video so you can sees what I is talking about.
It am about fighting!
You all knows what a great fighter I is and some of you needs lessons. So here am how to do it.
One thing that am very important.
When you learns to fight great like me you must not be out there beating up peoples who am littler than you.
You does that and I will come beats you up!/
You can only use my super fighting stuff to beats up bullies, or boys. Almost all bullies is boys.
Boys always thinks they is tough.
HAH!
Let me tells you a thing. Boys am only tough when they is fighting other boys.
So that means they is not tough at all!
In my video you will sees that I is fighting TWO boys.
You will also see that both boys am much bigger than me.
As usual David the terrible photogetter messes things up. He forgot to get the noise them boys make. They was crying and yelling something fierce! That am what happens when you is facing a fierce girl fighter!
I should tells you this fight isn't becasue I like beating up boys. I do likes it but this fight am because them boys make me crazy!
See that picture? We is out for a walk. Of course I is winning the race. You can see how I is in front there. I would have been beating all of them but them stupid boys has tangled up the leashes! You can see that right there!
That am not all that made me needs to fight them. It were enough but everybody knows how gentle and patient I is.
I IS SO!
See that little girl puppy there?Blue were mean to her!
He really were! He said she smelled like flowers!And then he tried to lick her nose!
That am right. He tried to kiss her!
Like all good girl dogs she were all ready to fight him right there all by herself!
But she were behind a fence and David wouldn't let her out cause he were scared that us girls would gang up on them boys and beats them sillier than they already is!
She yelled after me!
"I know who you are! You're the great Shelby! Please beat them boys up for me please?"
When you says please to me I just has to do what peoples asks me to.
I is like that.
So now you know why I is beating them boys up.
I got to thinking that they is only two boys so it will not be two hard to beats them up at all so I decided to make this a movie so you can learns from it.Don't worry. It am learning stuff but I is not going to give you know test!I is not even going to charges you to learns it!
I is too nice for my own good!
Posted by Shelby at November 13, 2007 1:28 PM
Comments
Shelby,
Yes you are fighting those boys, but I saw your butt get bit! How did that happen???
Posted by: jimmy at November 16, 2007 1:06 AM