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December 13, 2007
I has got some good jokes!
It really snowed hard today!Know why? I will tell you.
Santa's sleigh runs on snow, on top of it see. And the more snow the more presents he can carry. Cause more presents mean it am heavier and it needs more snow so it don't sink!
That am science. You can look it up.
When I was out playing in the snow I comed up with some good jokes.
Now these jokes is pretty funny so don't you get sick laughing or nothing cause Santa might think I am a bad girl who made you sick. So you can laughs just a little.
What would you call Santa if he becomed a famous detective?
SANTA CLUES!
Do you get it?
Okay here am another great one!
What do you call Santa if he gets caught in your chimney?
CLAUS-TROPHOBIC!!
That am Blue trying to think up a good joke like that one. He am just a boy so I will be nice and good and not say how dumb boys is and how terrible boys is at making up great jokes. There's a whole lot of things I is not saying! Cause I am such a good girl.I got one more! You is so lucky you am my friend.
What does you call a boy who don't believes in Santa?
A rebel without a CLAUS!!
I comed up with that one watching a movie on TV. It were not a great movie. It had no dogs in it. What good am a movie without no dogs in it!
Okay I tells you one more cause you is laughing so hard.
What do you call a mean old cat who hits a good girl dog on her nose just for smelling it when that cat am so bad it am not going to get no presents from Santa?
A de-CLAUS-ed cat!
Okay, that one am not great. It am pretty good but it am not a great joke but I is trying to be good and not say bad things about nobody so I gets me lots and lots of presents!
See that?That am my Christmas wreath!
It am a very great wreath. I has had it my entire life! So you know how good it am!
I has it hanging on the gates in my yard.
If you sees it while you am walking around you can come in and say hi!
I is always very glad to see my friends. Especially if they am bringing me presents!
Posted by Shelby at December 13, 2007 11:48 PM