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December 4, 2007
What it means when you is so great is that you is so busy!
Mainly I has been busy trying to be good. It am not easy!Christmas am coming so I is going to have to do it!
The things I go through for presents.
Where does I start?
I is still going to school. It is very stupid!
The teacher, Erin, she says, "Shelby, you are the smartest student I have ever seen! And you are so beautiful!"
She said something like that I'm sure. I wasn't really paying much attention.
There were this other dog there, Rocky, and he were trying to fight me! He kept walking into my side of the classroom so, of course, I hads to tell him to knock it off.
Anyway I is sure Erin said them words. Maybe not in exactly that order but I am sure she said them words some place or other.
You can see my new movie up there. It am pretty good.
We had lots and lots of snow!
See there am a picture of me. Isn't I cute? That picture were on Saturday when I was explaining to some kids about being good so they gets lots of presents!See there am green grass still on the ground!
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Now looks at that picture.This one
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That am Sunday morning!
At first I was a little worried about walking in all that snow. All the snow I knowed before were only this deep! That Sunday snow were that deep!
It am very different. And a brave dog like me am not afraid of anything she knows but you have to be really stupid to not be afraid of stuff you don'ts know!
I checked it out for you pretty careful. You can watches the movie and see that snow am FUN! You have the Shelby promise that it am a good idea to play in lots of snow.You remember my neighbor? She am the little girl dog Blue said smelled like a flower!!! Oh she were mad!
We walked by her house and she saw Blue and she were just jumping! She were yelling, "Let me at him!"
Blue went over and apologized to her. He said, "I am very sorry I said you smelled like a flower. You really smells like a big old moose!"Blue am such a flatterer! A flatterer am a guy who says things that are too nice to be true.
She said, "Why, thank you Mister Blue. You can walk by my house anytime now and I won't beat you up!"
That were a big load off Blue's mind. He has fighted me too many times, he knows how tough us girls am!Let me see. What has has happened?
Me and Ben went us looking for adventures. We was thinking we could catches us a polar bear or something else really great!
We didn't catches us nothing!
I has figured out that it were too cold and there were too much snow for any animals except two tough dogs like me and Ben!We had us a lot of fun anyway. Of course we did. Two friends playing am always gooder than playing by yourself, even when one self am me! If you is ever alone you can always come play with me and Ben. We is fighting, eating playing dogs!
One thing was very interesting.
When I walks on the snow I sinks in right up to my tummy.But when Ben walks on snow her walks right on top of it!
He says this am a trick he has learned from a ancient chinese dog he knowed. It am a very good trick. Ben says it lets his feet gets cold but the rest oh him just stays warm as a dogs tummy!
Just look at the photographic evidence you Doubting Wilburs and Janes!
They has been so many other great adventures. I is tired now. I has been doing an awful lot and CHRISTMAS AM COMING!
I could listens to me talks all day but it am hard talking to you when you can't talks back to me. Sometimes I like it when peoples talks back to a dog. I will tells you real soon enough about my Christmas plans.
Oh, and this Sunday I has to take a test! I DO! I will pass it. I isn't no super genius for nothing!
Posted by Shelby at December 4, 2007 12:13 AM
Comments
Hey Shelby,
The snow is so much fun! I have snow here, too!! Are you catching snow balls? Stick your head into the snow, it's FUN and then you are covered in snow!!
Posted by: jimmy at December 7, 2007 12:29 AM