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January 28, 2008
You know what am terrible?
They is a lot of terrible things, like not having enough food or not having you a forever home. Those am pretty terrible I think.What am terrible for me though is when it am all wet and snowy and the boys you lives with has all had them haircuts so there am nobody who can go outside and plays with a good girl dog!
That am really terrible!
Things I does best am fighting, eating, doctoring, lawyering, detectivating, sleeping and PLAYING!
Oh, I is a great playing dog. I loves it.
Of course I is the best at it. The very best!
I show you and then you will sees what I mean and you will be saying, "Oh, poor poor Shelby. What she puts up with!"
Takes a look at that picture. I know. You is saying, "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?!"I will tell you. That am boys doing what they think am playing.
It am pretty sad isn't it.
They is playing a game they call "Twister".
I sure don't understands it. I think you has to twists your brain around till it am all knotted up and that am how you thinks like a boy.
Maybe you understands it better than me. I has to admit one thing I is not a genius about is boys. It am lucky for me I doesn't want to understands them too good!
Even doing something as wonderful as sleeping boys just do stupid! They do!
See, even good old Ben! Does you see what they is doing?
They is sleeping on people furniture!
That am just crazy!
Now me, I always sleeps on my bed and if David makes too much noise I gets off my bed and lets him has it and sleeps real good on my sleeping rugs! They is very comfortable my sleeping rugs. Sleeping rugs am much better than old people's furniture. Dogs don't even fits good on it. You has to crinkle your body all up and sticks your face under your legs and stuff. Ooo, it am just horrible way to try and sleeps. Just horrible!I figures the only thing to do is to teaches them boys how to play some good games!
First I went and got me a good toy. This toy, you can see it sticking out of my mouth, it am that laughing bear Blue got him for Christmas. It is not laughing when I has it let me tell you!So I goes up and says, "Blue, see I has your toy so you has to try and takes it from me and you has to take it so the bear, it don't laughs at you!"
You can sees in that picture that Blue don't quite get it. Unless he has him an extra mouth in his neck!
I has to go up and PUTS the toy in Blue's old mouth! Then he finally gets the idea. So we is playing and playing. Of course I always wins. We is having so much fun that Robin, he wants to play too!
Blue am really glad that Robin wants to play because he am getting pretty upset that he can't beats me! He can ALMOST beats Robin!
Of course while we is doing all this good playing Ben, he just keeps right on sleeping! "I am saving my energy for dinosaur hunting or solving another Big Case, Shelby!"I told you Ben were pretty smart and he don't has all the strength that a great girl has, so he am probably being smart to saves hims strength up like that.
Meanwhile we has gotted really really good at my game. I figure we should be on TV! Maybe has a championship game! My game am better than football because I has invented it!
Pretty soon EVERYBODY be playing my game and everybody who plays it would has to give me a NICKEL cause I invented it.See this could be our team picture! I think the boys should wear uniforms but I shouldn't. I is just too beautiful to cover up!
The other good thing we has done is watched a Bruce Lee movie. Bruce Lee were him a very good fighter. I has studied him and I is pretty sure I could beats him up. He is great but I thinks I is a little bit greater. He does some good barking though.
I is going to watch some more of his movies and studies him. I is learning some good fighting tricks from watching Bruce Lee too!
I can't waits until I can tries them out on Blue!
Posted by Shelby at January 28, 2008 10:30 PM