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February 8, 2008
I has been thinking deep stuff
I knows that most of you has been thinking, "You know, Shelby hasn't written to me in 5 days! Do you think she's alright?"I knows you has been thinking this cause you has been writing it to me! I is way too busy to be reading all that stuff! But I does cause I is a good girl. Mainly I reads it cause I thinks maybe one day you people might say something I don't already knows.
I is going to tell you something so pay attention.
When you watches TV if you hears a big story that there is no ice cream or pizza or cheeseburgers then is when you should start worrying whether I is ok. I is always better than ok. I is Shelby.
Me and Ben has been doing very important stuff.We has been studying philosophy! Isn't that a big word! It is very impressive especially when I says it. I bet you don't know what it means. It means to think real hard about stuff that don't have no answers!
Isn't that crazy! But peoples get paid to do it! They do! I needs me a job that pays real good money cause I is very poor and David is very stingy. Ask Ben, he will tell you!
Don't Ben and me look philosophical? That am the most important part of any job: looking beautiful, which I does good enough to makes up for Ben, and then looking like you knows what you is doing!
You gotta admit we does look us some philosophical.We is thinking very very deep thoughts. I learned a new word: Profound. That word means that we is not thinking of nothing but we looks so beautiful and philosophical that you thinks we is thinking important stuff! I is going to like this job.
Me and Ben is usually just thinking we is hungry!
Here am some of my deep profound philosophical thoughts. If you thinks any of them you has to pay me! That am how it works see?
Does cats exist to show dogs what terrible things will happen to them if they is bad?
That am a very deep thought. Cats has to have some job right but I has never seed a cat to nothing! Except run away.
That am probably cats' jobs. To show good dogs what terrible things will happen to them if they is bad. If a dog am bad it turns into a cat! That sure makes me want to be good!Is clouds made out of ice cream?
Could be. I saw on TV that snow come from clouds and snow am just almost like ice cream only not so good. The real ice cream must be up there. That am why birds am so happy!
They can fly up there and gets them some ice cream whenever they wants it! I wish I was a bird.If a dog am all alone in a forest and she falls over do she make a sound?
If that dog am me she sure does! I is always talking!
That picture am of Ben trying to explain philosophy to Blue and Robin.
Teaching boys anything am a really stupid job. You can't teach boys nothing!
Does you let sleeping boys lie cause when they is awake they never tells the truth anyway?That am exactly right. Every time one of my toys goes missing I says, "Okay which of you guys stoled my toy?!"
Ben always says, "Great fleas in gravy Shelby, you know them there toys of yours is too big for me to play with!"
The other two, who I will not mention cause they has not gone to court yet just kind of find them an interesting cob web in the corner to looks at.
Am boys just naturally stupider than girls or does they have to work to be that dumb?
Yup!
Posted by Shelby at February 8, 2008 11:10 PM
Comments
I don't call boys who send their sister toys and buy them a swimming pool STUPID...I think it's pretty smart :) Don't you just love the snow???
Posted by: jimmy at February 11, 2008 11:12 PM