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March 6, 2008
Ask Dr Shelby
Dear Shelby,Why don't you write about visiting hospitals anymore?
Did you stop going?
Patricia
Silver City, NV
Where I lives now they don't let dogs into hospitals. I think thems hospitals am run by cats!
I still takes care of my patients. Pretty soon I will has to go back to school!?! Can you believes it! Like I don't know too much already. When I finishes even more doctoring school I will then goes to work with old people. I has examined them and I think they could use a good doctoring dog.
You can always come and visits me if you needs doctoring! I only charges a nickel but you gets lots of kisses for that, unless you am a cat!
I have been reading your website for almost 2 years. Why haven't you learned to talk any better?
Wilbur
Detroit, MI
I talks just perfect! Has you ever heared another dog talk so good as me! I bet you has learned to read gooder from reading me too! It am a good thing you am my friend Wilbur!
Dear Shelby,
I like the way Robin looks but he hardly ever gets to say anything.
Can you let Robin talk to us sometimes?Melinda
Cupertino, CA
You does know that Robin am a boy. Most boys am not smart enough to works a computer real good like me! Robin am also pretty shy. I is very generous you know and told him he could talk at my computer for free! He said, "Gosh, Shelby. I'm so darn happy I don't know what I'd talk about!"
See. I will works on him and makes him say something. It probably won't be very interesting but it will be something!
Dear Shelby,
I want a dog real bad. My mother says we can't have one because I can't take care of it and we have a cat!
What can I say to my mom?Dan
Leeds, UK
This am a serious problem. I has thought about it very clear. First you has to tell your mom that dogs takes care of theyselves! WE DO! All you has to do is feed us and opens the door!
Then you can tell your mom that dogs am very good for cats! WE IS! We makes sure cats gets plenty of exercise so they don't lays around and gets all fat and lazy! We keeps them alert so they gets smarter! And we teaches them gooder hiding places. Your mom will like her cat a whole lots more after a good dog has been teaching it! Even a dumb old boy dog can teaches a cat plenty!
Dear Shelby,You are very beautiful but I think Ben is the cutest thing! Can you show lots more pictures of Ben?
Alec
Sioux City, IA
Alec you must be smart cause you knows I is beautiful. I don't know if Ben am cute or not. He am my friend so maybe standing next to me makes him look cute! David am my photogetter so I will see if he have him any film left after taking all them beautiful pictures of me. If he do I will tell him to take some more pictures of Ben.
"Great cherry jello mold Alec, you sure have some good sense. I keep thinking there should be more about me here. Thank you!"
Posted by Shelby at March 6, 2008 6:20 PM