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May 23, 2008
I has a new enemy!
It am true.I has me a very strong enemy. Strong enemies am the best kind. Weak enemies you just forgets about!
You am saying to yourself, "Shelby only makes enemies of things that are mean to dogs and kids! What
terrible thing has she discovered?!?"It am very evil. It might be the most evil thing I has ever seed. It have it a name and it am called, "Lawnmower"!
You can see it am not only evil it am ugly too!
I don'ts care that David likes it so much he locks me inside the house so he can go out and plays with it. I don't even cares that he just follows it around wherever it wants to go. That just proves to me
how crazy dumb old David really am!I don't even care that it just shows how I has wasted all that good training and teaching I has gived David.
I studies this Lawnmower from the window and what has made it my enemy am this. I was watching it real close when I saw it takes one of my good chewing sticks and it ATED IT! And then it spitted out the pieces!
I wasn't even finished with it! It had plenty of good chews left in that stick!
Then that Lawnmower looked right at me and LAUGHED!
So this means it am war between me and Lawnmower.
It will be hard. It barks it really loud. But I has to fight it!
I is a little scared of it. That don't mean much. Being brave means being a little scared but fighting stuff anyway!
If it wins it will be very bad for me. Don't you be scared. They is plenty of other great dogs to be your friend.
Okay. I know they am not so great as me but then nobody am.
Robin and Ben thinks they am the greatest dogs in the world. HA HA!That am me not really laughing. That am pretend laughing cause that idea am so silly. Ben am a great dog. Robin am a great dog. But is they great enough to takes my place?
All I can say to that is that they am BOYS!
Boys all thinks they am great! They do!
Even old Blue here am saying, "I'm great as Shelby. I even know me two or three good jokes I like to tell over and over!"Two or three good jokes. They am not good jokes and he do tell them over and over. Blue don't care if you laughs at them jokes or not!
Boys!
My brother Jimmy thinks he am the greatest dog in the world. That am him wearing his baseball clothes.I has to admit jimmy am nearly as handsome as I is beautiful. I has played baseball with Jimmy. Of course I wons that game but he am pretty good.
What we needs to know is am he great enough?To take my place?
He am my brother but he am still just a boy!And he am not a great a fighter like me!
See that little dog with Jimmy? That real tiny little dog there?
That am Logan.
That am the kind of dogs Jimmy beats up. And you is probably thinking to yourself, "Shelby! Logan isn't the least bit afraid of Jimmy! Jimmy must not be a great fighter like you!"
I is glad you agrees with me!I bet if we asked him Logan would tells us he am the greatest dog in the world!
In that picture it sure looks like he am getting ready to gives Jimmy what for! Wouldn't that be funny seeing Jimmy get all beats up by a little guy like that?
You might not think so but I sure do!
Here are three more dogs who think they am the greatest!They thinks they am so great because they won the dog race that I won last year!
That am very very great because they wons it for all them dogs with no forever homes.
That am Fenna and a Golden Retriever who am not my neighbor Quincy but who am really Teddy and that last dog am my old buddy Jack.
Jack am always thinking he am as great as me! Just cause I taught him up so good! I is a great teacher but I don't knows if I is great enough to teach a boy to be as great as me.
No. I will just has to beats up this old lawnmower and stay the greatest dog in the world.
What else can I do?
The things I do for my friends!
Posted by Shelby at May 23, 2008 10:30 AM
Comments
Was that a compliment from my sister?? I'll take it! Shelby you are being silly...even though we have 2 other sisters, none of them can take your place, I can't take your place, there is ONLY ONE SHELBY!! I can say that you are the greatest girl dog in the world & I am the greatest boy dog in the world, and that's all there is to it.
That little Logan, he's sure a lot of fun! He is pretty tough for a little guy. He jumped right up on my back when I was lying down, and fell right off when I stood up. He thought that was so funny that he did it again. Logan lives in Tennessee, but wants to move back here so he can come play more often.
Maybe you should put some of David's favorite things outside for the lawnmower to chew up, then he won't like it so much.
Posted by: jimmy at May 23, 2008 7:29 PM
Shelby,
I see that you claim to be the greatest dog in the world. I do agree that Belgians (all varieties) are the greatest dogs in the world. But....you must understand that I am a princess. I know this because Momma tells me everyday.
I am surprised to see another Belgian with a blog. I'm not sure where you are but most people don't even know what we are.
You should come join us at DWB (http://dogswithblogs.com.au/). We're a nice group of dogs from all over the world but I am the only Belgian in the group.
Till we meet again,
Princess Eva
Posted by: Eva 
at May 30, 2008 1:07 AM