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May 6, 2008
I has me a nephew!
My sister Donita has gone and had her a baby. It were a boy!It were a very big boy. It takes after me. I is his aunt so he may be a boy but he has gotted some of my special powers. This is good.
What am not so good is now I will has to get him presents on his birthday! I is a very poor dog who can't even buys herself pizza! I will just has to see what I can do.
I think teaching him how to fight am a good present. And I can teach him how to talk people's out of they ice cream! That am a great present! Gives a dog a nickel and he can buys him ice cream for a day, teaches him how to steal ice cream and he can eats forever!
I is very wise too.
I is pretty happy that there am more Shelby dogs running free. We is all pretty good dogs even if everybody knows I is the greatest of them.On Sunday me, Ben, Robin and even Blue did us a very smart thing. We went on a walk to gets money to save poor dogs who hasn't got them no homes or enough good food.
I was talking to these guys there and they says they also saves dog who people am being mean to! I told them that am stupid. Who would be mean to a dog! They didn't have them no answer to that let me tell you.I then figured them guys were dog police. I thought about all the times David has been mean to me. You know they is sometimes HOURS when I don't gets me no treats! No cookies even! I figure the best thing to do is to tell David when we gets home that he better gives me a cookie or I will has to call them dog police and let them put David in Dog Prison! That would sure be funny! David being in Prison!
But I thought about it some more and I thinks, "Who is going to give me cookies while David am in Prison?"It am a good plan. I has to work it gooder.
I did not win the dog walk.
It weren't my fault!
I made a big mistake. I let David off his leash!
I know. That man never wins him any races if I is not dragging him to the finish line. Without him on leash I has to run all the way to the front and then I has to run all the ways back - and David am always at the very back that slow lazy thing - then all the way back to the front.
When the race were over I must have gotted caught in one of them trips back to check that David hadn't gotted hisself all lost and weren't back there crying and scared!I may nots has won the dog walk but me, Ben, Robin and Blue gived them dog saving people TWENTY DOLLARS!
You is probably saying to you self, "Shelby is always so broke! Where did she get twenty whole dollars!"People gived it to us so we could give it to the people to save them poor dogs. It were like my money but it weren't my money. It were them dogs money.
I loves me some pizza but pizza don't taste real good
when you knows that some dogs don't even has them no kibbles to eat and has to go to sleeps hungry and stuff!Of course if you wanted to mail me a little ice cream as a reward for being so brave and noble and junk I think that would be very smart but only after you has gived the poor dogs in your neighborhoods some too!
Oh we had us a good time. Robin and Blue done nothing but run around and get they pictures took.Ben and me were racing and we was looking for good tough dogs to go lion hunting with us.
Ben's idea was that first we fights them and then if they am tough enough we invites them along.
This am a great plan!
Like this guy here were a pretty good fighter but when Ben said, "Great googely moogely son. You fight pretty good. How's about joining me and Shelby on a big old lion hunt?"That guy just said, "LIONS!! Them there big cats! Feets take me away from here!"
It went pretty much like that all day.
When I tried to get them dogs to fight me they'd make up some dumb excuse like, "I would fight you, honest I would but I have to win this here race first. I'm not scared or nothing I just have to win this here race!"We did finally find us one good tough dog. Ben said, "Shelby, this old galoot here says he doesn't even know
what a lion is! He says he isn't afraid of nothing except having to fight you or me again!""Not wanting to fight us Ben just shows that he am smart enough to helps us catch a whole big mess of lions!"
"Well give me a popsicle stick and call me shiskabab if that tain't the truth. Shelby!" said Ben.
So you can see I is doing SWELL! I got me a new nephew that I is going to give good teaching him stuff presents too and we got us a pretty big tough old dog to help us catch us some lions and I has made sure some poor old dogs gets theyself a chance to eats some good food and sleeps somewhere nice and maybe even gets they a forever home.I think it am time for a nap!
Posted by Shelby at May 6, 2008 7:49 PM
Comments
Yay! Congratulations Shelby!!!
Posted by: Lauren at May 14, 2008 2:42 PM