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November 14, 2008
I HAS LOST!
I has not wonned the election!!I know. You am thinking, "No, Shelby, it is not you who lost the election, it is us, the people who have lost the election!"
You am part right. You did lose. BUT I LOSTED MORE!
I wanted to blow things up and boss everybody and plays all the time and have my own car to drive.
There am a lot of reasons I has losted.
First, they cheated!
Second the newspapers made up all sorts of terrible lies about me. THEY DID! Like they said, "If you don't vote for Shelby she will bite you on your butt!" That am a lie! What I said were, "Votes for me or you will get your butt bit!"
Then they printed up a dirty picture of me! BUT IT WERE NOT ME!!
If you is gentle and sweet like me don't you look at this picture!
That am a warning. I has to show it to you so you can see how terrible my opponents them guys were!<== See? What a terrible picture!
I is offended!
And that am not me! This am a dirty trick! I knows that cats am for chasing and that cats
am not for loving!I has gotted the cat in that picture to testify!
"I am Nikki and the wonderrrful, handsome dog in my picturrre is my good frrriend Jimmy.
See it am not me. NOT ME! Did you notice how funny cats be talking?
A lot of you is writing to me and saying, "Shelby, are you going to run again?"
That am dumb! Of course I is going to run! I is the world's fastest dog! I runs everyplace!Robin will be my running mate again.
He is a very good running mate, the world's second greatest bark fighter and he am paying me a nickel and I get a mouthful of his food at every meal!
That am what we needs more of in government. People paying me and giving me food!
All I can say is that the guys who won am at least smarts enough to be getting them some good dogs! That am the smartest thing they could do. Them dogs will not be so great as me but at least they will be a lot smarter than people.
Us dogs knows us how to boss things so it will be okay.
You knows my brother Jimmy? Of course you do! If you don't that means you am not paying good attention!
Look at this. You see that other real beautiful dog there. That am my sister Layla. She am not so beautiful as me. And she am so little!She am younger than me and not so beautiful as me but she am my sister so she am just beautiful enough!
Jimmy has finally sended me his pictures of him at Halloween. He went trick or treating with his friend Lucky. Lucky am a girl dog so you know she am very very smart.
Now then you has to wait and not look so you will be surprised!
There am Jimmy's secret costume and there am lucky in her costume!
If you am smart like me when you first looked at it you said, Jimmy is Romeo and Lucky is dressed in a pretty gown like Juliet! They are Romeo and Juliet!"
We all knows Romeo and Juliet am this movie about two kids who goes out on dates and stuff and has good sword fights!
But if you looks more careful you will notice something! You am getting hungry!
Now I is always hungry so at first I is thinking David has forgotted to give me my dinner again! And then I remembered I had just ated right before I gots my emails. Then I looked real real careful at Jimmy's picture!
He am not Romeo or a knight! See, he don't got him no sword for sword fighting!
He am disguised him as a hot dog!!
And Lucky, she am a beautiful ballerina!
Them am good disguises. But am they the right disguises for trick or treating?
When you am trick or treating the main thing is to gets you lots of loot! So you wants to scare people pretty good so they will give you good candy so a mean scary monster won't come back and play no tricks on them!
See, when Lucky goes to the door people says, "Oh look! A beautiful dancer dog. I will have to give her lots of candy so she will like me!"But when Jimmy comes to the door people says, "Jimmy! You are a hot dog! Hot dogs don't eat. Hot dogs are supposed to be eaten!"
Then Jimmy has to run because he is so delicious looking!
Being delicious looking am not the best way to get candy and treats!
Jimmy were going to go him as a cowboy! That am a bit smarter because everybody knows cowboys has to work real hard and that they am always hungry and stuff so they will give him lots of food so he will keep his cows off their front yards!Pretty soon it will be HAPPY ALL YOU CAN EAT DAY! I loves that day because I never gets enough to eat. But then it is starting the time you can't be nothing but good because the next
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big day am CHRISTMAS!!I still hates being good but you have to. You has no choice.
Even big old Blue has to be good and he hates being good!
He says he likes being bad and stealing food and yelling at cats and digging holes and stuff.
It IS a lot of fun.
But you can't or Santa Paws won't bring you nothing good!
Even Robin hates being good. I don't know why. Robin is always good anyway.
Boys are too hard to figure out sometimes.
Posted by Shelby at November 14, 2008 3:03 PM
Comments
If you won the election you would not have enough time to write so I am glad you lost.
Jimmy and the cat is so sweet.
Please tell more stories about Blue. Blue is funny.
Posted by: Hayden at November 14, 2008 3:11 PM
Hi Shelby
I told my mom to vote for you but I don't think she did. She says the newspapers always lie.
I think Jimmy looks cute hugging the cat and his hot dog costume is real cute to.
I also think you should tell more Blue storys. You are funny but Blue is funny to.
Bye
Adrian
Posted by: Adrian at November 16, 2008 2:53 PM
Dear Shelby,
I was a Halloweiner dog for Halloween. Lucky and I got to hang out together for hours at her house, and we had a lot of fun playing. We had dinner together, too! I have to say I liked my Super Jimmy costume better, but everyone said I was cute so they wanted to give me stuff. Sometimes scary works, sometimes cute works better.
I am sorry you lost the election, I know it would have been a sweet deal for me to be your favorite brother if you won, and that I could have a very high paying job. This is called nepotism, and it happens everywhere all the time!
Say hi to my best buddy, Blue and to Robin :)
Posted by: jimmy at November 17, 2008 9:34 PM
Hello Shelby,
Purrrrhaps one day you can come sharrrre some delicious ice crrrrream with me. Yourrrr brrrrother Jimmy and I love ice crrrrrream.
Posted by: nikki kitty prrrrincess of purrrrsia at November 17, 2008 9:38 PM
My best friend Abbey pass away Sunday 21st December 2008 almost one day ago she was 12 years and 363 days old, she lay down under our families Christmas tree and went to sleep. Today I took her to the vets to be cremated and soon she will come with me on the long road home to Abbey Manor
Peace hug your children laugh enjoy life, for life as we know it is way too short, my good friend sent me this link, she emailed today.
Love you Abbinator abbnermality abbey girl miss tomatoe seed head, and miss furry paws was a wonderful great dog and loved unconditionally .
Sincerely Jennifer; Abbey's mom
Posted by: Jennifer at December 22, 2008 11:35 AM